Today we tackle how Apologetics seeks to address a Global Flood by making allowances for the flood to be local and for one’s beliefs around the flood to not be a issue for one’s standing on the LDS Church. But is that the real heart of the issue? We demonstrate that a Global Flood is engrained in LDS Canon, testified by LDS Leaders, woven into LDS Theology, and Preached in LDS lessons. We also demonstrate that a Global Flood is simply absurd and for all intents and purposes demonstrably false. Once we show those two facets are at odds with each other, it becomes clear that Mormonism, whatever it is, is not what it claims to be.